Welcome to Skinsuit Systems!

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You stand in the antechamber of one MEATLESS TRAINER, a villainously queer vegan, triathlete, and compudork.

• Read her impassioned monologues about her special interests
• View her portfolio of free software
• Follow her down a maze of interlocked rings and corridors, all alike
• Stop indulging her and return to her boring professional site